06 June 2011

You Know You're 39 Weeks Pregnant When...

That TV show you used to hate suddenly becomes interesting after not being able to reach the remote.

Somehow you suddenly have to pee immediately after peeing.  How is this possible???

Any comfortable place you sit becomes the perfect spot for a nap.

Friends end conversations with you by saying, "The next time I see you, you'll have a baby!"

You have to mentally prepare yourself for the chore that is rolling over in bed.

You used to shave your legs for your husband; now the only time that happens is prior to an OB appointment.

You've had your hospital bag packed and sitting by your front door for the past several weeks.  

There is literally nothing in your house that you haven't cleaned or organized.

You spend a lot of time worrying about a painful birth, but mostly about not being able to eat while in labor.

It takes considerable effort to get dressed in the morning. Who knew putting on underwear could be a workout?!
Flip flops have become your footwear of choice because nothing else will accommodate your marshmallow feet.

Every time you call your husband, the first thing he asks is, "Are you in labor?"

You seriously wonder if your belly can get any bigger:

You aren't sure if you can wait any longer to meet your sweet little baby!!! :)


Katie said...

hopefully!!! I can't wait! I'm so excited for y'all!

Jenna Wachtmann said...

Can't wait!!!

Ashley said...

CAN'T WAIT! I want to be on the notification list!!

karen said...

eagerly waiting!

Betsy said...

jessica ~ seriously, you look fabulous! SO excited for you & clay!

sara burrell said...

can't wait to hear about the newest little rich!! will be thinking of you all tomorrow ~~

Janalyn said...

Oh no! I fit several of these descriptions already, and I'm only 33 weeks! ;) Cute list to save and remember how you were feeling just before you met him.